Wednesday, June 25, 2008

His Girl, I've Been A Bad Girl

So I have to chuckle. His Girl, upon reading a few of my Good Housekeeping blogs, and seeing my responses to some fairly unenlightened folks, basically joked, "You just like messing with people, don't you?"

Um, yeah. I don't take it too personally. And I leave all comments up, even the ones I don't agree with. The only ones I send to the abuse team is the random spam telling me they'd like to "Eat my cat..." if you catch my drift. (Sorry Patches @ The Litter Pan. Hope that didn't scare you.)

And the bad spelling from some of these commenters? Fine. I really believe everyone deserves a voice. And Lurd nos I make lots of puntuation arrors if you catch my drift.

But stuff like responses like this post about the boundaries wives need to set? Oh my God... I live for it. Hence the highlited stimulating conversation here. I wish I could make this stuff (and the use of capitalization) up:

Posted by cooldude 8 hours 1 minute ago

" IF YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH ONE ANOTHER YOU WOULD NOT NEED ALL THIS ----- YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT YOU DO NOT NEED RULES IF YOU ARE IN LOVE JUST GET IN THE BED AND SATISFY EACH OTHER IF MY WIFE COME TELLING THAT BULL ----- ABOUT RULES I WOULD GET UP GO GET ME A WHORE AND TELL WY WIFE TO KISS MY ASS"

From Me:

Cooldude - Being in love, like anything, takes work. You just don't "stay in la-la land" forever. Life gets in the way. If you spoke to me like you write here, I'd not only tell you to go get a whore, I'd also encourage you to get a dictionary. You could study it while sleeping in your own bed.

More of my writing can be found on Goodhousekeeping
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23 comments:

His Girl said...

hahhaa. oh my golly, that was rich!!!

what on earth is WRONG WITH PEOPLE?

you know I adore you, right?

(also in case you didn't get my email, you can of course link to my blog anytime)

Susie Q said...

Oh I so love the sophisticated and enlightened men don't you?
There is nuthin' more fun than watching you play with the psyches of those for whom chewing gum is difficult.
I am way behind as usualy but I will pop right over to see some of this excitement!
And yes dearie! You may link me to anything you wish!! Well, except to Jimmy Hoffa. I really have NO idea where he is...really I don't.

You are the best...hugs and smooch those cuties that live in your house for me okay?

Love,
Sue

JCK said...

Oh...MY! You DO have fun.

Evenspor said...

So.... being truly in love means, if you don't do what I like, I'll find someone else who will. But only if you're the guy, of course.

Jenster said...

Cooldude has GOT to be single.

amisare waswerebeen said...

Love it.

meno said...

Man, people sure get their knickers in a knot over so little.

Great answer. Wish i had thought of it.

Monnik said...

I think he's a troll. People really can't be that stupid, can they?!

Rebecca Ramsey said...

You are too funny.

People continue to amaze me! What entertainment!

I'm glad to discover you!
Becky

momma's heart said...

You're brilliant when you're snarky! As well as other times, of course.

Jen said...

I went over and read the article and accompanying comments. Brava, Andrea!

God's Guitar Girl said...

You are my hero!!!

Valerie said...

holy freaking CARP.

er...CRAP.


gah. it really is amazing that people not only procreate and reproduce dumarses, but actually ADVERTISE their dumarseness.

if that's even a word.

p.s. - i want a whore..how come i can't get one?

Maggie said...

Oh you so rock!

That comment seriously sounds like something a 17 yo boy would write - no clue about real love and marriage.

patches said...

Love your response.

THis reminds me of an old Eddie Murphy joke from his stand up days. He's driving down the street and encounters a prostitute. The prostitute yells, "Give me fifty dollars and I'll do ANYTHING"

He invites her into his car, and takes her home. WHen they get out of the car, he says Alright b*tch, paint my house.

Jessica said...

When I read what cooldude said I thought you must have posted some outrageous limits...and then I read the article...and I am so confused. how did he get that from what you said?

Idiot.

Deb said...

I stumbled across your blog and it intrigued me. Then I read a little more and started to laugh....It's nice to see the perspective of another woman that's 30-something, married with two kids! It's also nice to see that a lot of the things I deal with and blog about are universal =) What would we bloggers do without work, school, hubbies and kids to write about?

Great blog - I'll be sure to keep up to date on it!

Liza's Eyeview said...

oh my girlfriend, you are too much! and I love you for that :)

This post is so freakin' funny. I wouldn't have the guts to post something like this myself (I get scared of those pesky comments). You handle them so well.

smilnsigh said...

Me too! Just found you! Came over from 'Susie Q's' blog. {No I didn't make a click-able link, like I'm supposed to but... Everyone knows who Susie Q is, don't they???}

Anyway, don't spook or anything but I think I have found a Soul Mate Sister or how ever you say that, with straight women. I mean... You sound grrrrrrreat! Irreverent as all hell... Ooops... Irreverent as all get out! Love it!!!!!

Will be back to read here again. I so infrequently find irreverence, in what I call "Pretty Blog Land." And I craaaaaaaaaaave it! :-)

Not that I don't already have too many blogs, which I am not even keeping up, anymore but... Just thought! That's what I need! An Irreverent Pretty Blog Land Blog, for me!!! -giggles-

Mari-Nanci
'Smilnsigh' blog

Gretchen said...

Ummm...cool dude...

Wow.

I have too many stereotypes running through my head--it'd be a shame to choose just one. ;P

I know...I'm evil.

Keep being you, my friend. xxxooogretchen

PJ said...

Yep! You just like messin' with folks. I'm with His Girl on that!!! You latest "Sex on the Side" article is a stitch!! No pun intended!

oregoncelticlady said...

hahahahahah! I think I LOVE YOU!!!!

oregoncelticlady said...

OH....and I have yet to learn to make the blog roll thingy and would LOVE to find you again. If you have a quick moment, could you visit my blog and comment me so I can come back....lame I know! I promise to figure it out this summer!