Friday, November 23, 2007

Stuff It


Did ya'll eat too much, drink too much and tell lots of sordid stories over frozen pumpkin pie? If ya didn't, then you weren't celebrating with me. At least not today. Yesterday it was a super yummy meal at the in-laws. Today, it was leftovers at my house. And by leftovers, I mean my side of the family brought over their left overs from Thursday's dinner and we all repeated the process again. Only this time it was done to....

Christmas lights!

Yes, I have decorated my house already and we were awash in twinkly lights, candles and a faux fireplace DVD. It was disgustingly cozy. And just a little unorganized. Um... family came at 4. At 3:45 I made the mad dash to the grocery store for some appetizers. Apparently just because you're having a pot luck does not mean you should have nothing to serve people. Etiquette 101. Lucky for me, my cousin in law was great company as we chatted our way through frozen foods, debating on chicken vs. pizza for a "main course".

I will post photos tomorrow. Tonight, I'm just happy to have been with the people I love for two days straight. It doesn't get much better than that.

Well, maybe Eric Bana would want to have a brief affair with me, but other than that.

Speaking of stars, who would you love a quickie with? Or am I the only bad mother/wife who will admit that I'd like nothing better than a torrid affair with Hector!!!!!!!!!!! Have you all seen Troy? If you say yes and you say Brad Pitt was more do-able than Eric Bana, I just might scratch your eyes right out. Or drop you from my blog list.

So who does it for you? (Okay, Susie Q, I know you'd stick your husband under a bus for Brian Dennehy.) But other than that wacky Rabbit Run cottage woman - who makes your heart sing more than a Rudolph marathon?
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10 comments:

hamiam said...

I have had a serious crush on Matt McConnaughey (sp?) since he was sultry, Southern, and glistening with sweat in A Time to Kil...mmmmm

I also recently alluded to my girllike crush on Pat Monahan at my blog.

They are night and day different from each other - but what can I say? I have eclectic taste!

Princess in Galoshes said...

Jude Law. Jude Law. Jude Law.

*sigh*

...

Funasaurus who?

liv said...

I've got a pretty big Russell Crowe problem. Also, I dig the smack out of John Mayer and George Clooney. Really, any of them would do in a pinch.

amisare waswerebeen said...

#1 George Strait
#2 Jason Statham
#3 Matthew McConaughey (back in his "Time to Kill" days, not sure about this recent cocky, overworked out version)

Blog Mama said...

John Corbett from his Northern Exposure days. Oh, and Johnny Depp. Yummmmmmmy.

Blog Mama said...

John Corbett from his Northern Exposure days. Oh, and Johnny Depp. Yum, Yum.

Pam said...

I want Johnny Depp, bad. And if HE won't have me, I'll go more age appropriate and take Robert Redford. I love that he hasn't had cosmetic surgery and I love his smile, it includes his eyes.

Gretchen said...

Nope...I don't EVER fantasize.

But if I did...you'd laugh at my choices!

Phil Mickelson (that hang-dog grin is so cute)

Hugh Grant (even though he's a naughty naughty boy, and I usually don't go for light-haired men)

George Clooney

Johnny Depp, but...the winner is...

Jeff Corwin. I know...But he's cute, he's funny, and he's smart.

Gretchen said...

Nope...I don't EVER fantasize.

But if I did...you'd laugh at my choices!

Phil Mickelson (that hang-dog grin is so cute)

Hugh Grant (even though he's a naughty naughty boy, and I usually don't go for light-haired men)

George Clooney

Johnny Depp, but...the winner is...

Jeff Corwin. I know...But he's cute, he's funny, and he's smart.

Susie Q said...

Um...me? Love Brian Dennehy?? MOI???

But if Russell Crowe is in town and needs any directions or some coffee or...well, I would be happy to oblige. Really. I would do it.

And I still love Gary Sinise. He is rawther cute too.

But then there is that Brian guy...

You gave me such a laugh tonight sweetie. And no Eric Bana is way more do able than Brad. Brad has never done a thing for me (or to me either)
Angelina can have him, and has.

Love and huggles,
Sue