Old people are not what they once were.
Take for example the oversized maxi pads many of them wear. I am convinced, as of today, that they are for holding in urine due to guffaws of laughter. And frankly, after what my 76 year old mother sent me, courtesy of my 80 year old uncle, I could have used one a few moments ago. I am still laughing and just know you will love it. (Just copy the link and stick it in your browser... it'll take two secs!)
This little ditty, minus the blinking oiled men in their early twenties (damn blogger for not allowing that) comes to you courtesy of 85 year old Stella.
Male Strippers and the Red Hat Ladies
Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill.
When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill.
She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill. I'm worried about the way things are going,! but f ortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.
My relief was short-lived.
Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me!
Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do? The woman in me took over!
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, Grabbed the eighty bucks, and left!!!!
Finally, here is the clip Texas Lizzy sent me from the previous post. Thanks, Meno, for showing me how to add links.
Happy Monday everyone! If my posts are short this week, it's simply because Rex is gone until late Friday (uggg) and I'm focusing much of my free time on some magazine nibbles. I'll let you know if anything transires.